I’m not high mom, I’m just happy.
Happy I blazed that dank ass weed.
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i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
it’s not fair that that happens
It makes it sound like the English language had gone out to dinner and had had too much to drink.
You think “that that” is bad?
oh my god
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ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS
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my mom knew my dad liked her because when she first met him she told him she hated his mustache and the next day he had shaved it off and if that’s not true love I don’t know what is
· #sherlock #fuqinkc
36,954 notes origin: supermoclel via: kitsuneofroses
oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak
…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.
listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about
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baasama: “I still want to see Sakura die.” Why?
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix
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do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah
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Have a happy whatever you’re having
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I love calling people nerds even though I’m the actual fucking nerd.
"I fuckin hate nerds" I whisper as i walk around a convention in full cosplay
41,234 notes origin: deodrant-deactivated20130413 via: frostpearl
Turn that frown upside down :)
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//sdr2 spoilers //kuzupeko
imagine Kuzuryuu has reoccurring vivid nightmares of Peko’s execution. He wakes up screaming, clutching his eye where her blade had cut, cursing and shouting her name in desperation. He swears he can see her at the end of his bed, smiling, blood slowly trickling from…
· #kuzupeko #no #cries
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imagine monokuma acting really awkward around you when you are talking to him alone. he tries to hide it but in the end you pretty much see right through him, so you decide to mess with him. you call him to you and before he could say anything, you pick him up and squeeze him into a hug. monokuma…
· #dangan ronpa #fucking
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